WOLFIE MAINE COON

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Now available! Wolfie Maine Coon's fabulous new self-help book for cats:

 

 Eat Well & Get Lots of Rest!

A Cat's Guide to the Good Life

 

Want to see Wolfie's slide-show/book trailer? Plop your paw here!

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Now there's no need to waste 5 or 6 of your precious 9 lives trying to learn the cat success secrets you will pick up from this 1 little book!

 

Wolfie cover Kirsten w black border Feb 6 2014

 

FELINE TOP-SECRET INFO!

FOR CATS'EYES ONLY!

This self-help book FOR cats was written BY a cat, exclusively for the education, benefit, and welfare of cats. DO NOT SHARE this with dogs or 2-legged people.

If you are NOT a cat, then SCAT! 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
WHO IS WOLFIE MAINE COON? WHY DID HE WRITE THIS BOOK?
 

Wolfie is one of the BIG GUYS in our species, that's who! And one of the savviest! (And he's my Uncle! My name is Tippie Maac Caat, and I wrote the Foreword to his book!)

You read about Wolfie in the book CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE CAT LOVER'S SOUL.  That's where they told the story about Wolfie in "The Cat Who Brought us a Bottle of Wine From the Popes' Private Reserve", and why he is called St. Wolfie the Patron Saint of Lost and Homeless Cats.

Using his own patented system of eating well and getting lots of rest, Wolfie grew himself to 27-pounds by the time he was two years old!  Which you know is BIG even by  Maine Coon standards. That also shows Wolfie's people management skills in drawing out the best from his 2-legged servers.
 
 
 Now Wolfie has written his own self-help book for cats!   The title? EAT WELL & GET LOTS OF REST: A Cat's Guide to the Good Life.
 
In Wolfie Maine Coon's book for cats, you will learn how to eat well, all day, every day!  You don't want to be a grumpy cat; you want to be a happy, content, well-fed, well-rested cat, right? Wolfie's self-help book for cats is the recipe! 

With Wolfie behind the keyboard, you'll get to experience his own special type of feline savvy and wisdom, along with some of his unique cat humor!

Here's a sampling from Wolfie's book

 
WOULDN'T YOU AGREE THAT . . .  

* A cat who grows himself to 27 pounds obviously knows how to eat well & live right.

* A cat who earns the title "The King of the Neighborhood" in the competitive suburbs of Northern Virginia shows world-class leadership skills.

* A cat from whom dogs keep a respectful distance, and who has 2-leggeds competing for his favor clearly has the world by its tail!
 
That's why Wolfie's friends of the feline persuasion pressed him, saying he owed it to his fellow cats to share his success secrets. So he did, sneaking up to use his  2-leggeds' computer late nights while they were asleep.
 
Wolfie wrote this book for cats for one reason: to help other cats learn how to create better lives for themselves . . . both this time around, and in all their remaining lives to come.
 
At last, this is it, the first self-help book FOR cats, written BY a cat -- Wolfie Maine Coon!
 
Click here to read what other cats say about Wolfie's book
 
 
HERE ARE SOME OF THE VALUABLE CAT SELF-HELP SUCCESS SECRETS WOLFIE MAINE COON SHARES IN THIS BOOK FOR CATS:
 
*  Valuable techniques for manipulating 2-leggeds into doing WHAT you want, WHEN you want it;
 
*  How to show the love your servers crave, while doing yourself and your tummy a big favor;

*  The "warning words" to beware of -- those tricky code words 2-leggeds use to deceive us;

*  Ways of gaining and keeping the upper paw in your household, regardless of whether the other residents are 2-leggeds, dogs, or your fellow felines;

*  What you need to learn about time and fractions -- key skills in knowing when your meals should be served, and how much you should be getting;

*  How to upgrade from ordinary cat food (ugh!) to the delicacies your servers try to keep for themselves.
 
 
DON'T PAWS!
CLICK HERE TO ORDER WOLFIE'S BOOK!
 

 

BETTER YET, GET EXTRA COPIES FOR ALL YOUR FELINE FRIENDS.  THAT WAY, YOU WON'T BE HEARING ANY CATTY COMMENTS THAT YOU KEPT IT TO YOURSELF!

 YES, WOLFIE'S BOOK IS AVAILABLE IN BOTH PRINT AND E-BOOK EDITIONS! 

  LAST CHANCE!  PLOP YOUR PAW HERE TO ORDER YOUR COPY NOW!

 
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